Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

Joseph Heller
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's...
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's...
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's...
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's...
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Although Major Major is a big, burly man, he is not one to be seen. He prefers to work at night when there are no people around. That way he can focus on his work without distractions. He likes to have his own space so that's why he doesn't have any visitors in his office. Although he never sees anyone in his office, people always see him coming out of it!

Source: Catch22

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